Dirty Old Prom Queen

In '98 I was the prom queen and in '06 I hang out with queens. I'm a private tutor during the day and a comedian at night in ol' NYC. I just can't seem to get out of high school...can someone call the custodian? Vesuvio, I'm locked in!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006


I just said the most god-awful thing to a friend of mine. I am on the verge of retching with shame. The goose bumps on my arms are screaming at me to just throw myself in front of the F train and end my puny disgusting existence.

Here's what I said: "His blog is really sexy!"

Ewwww. I hate myself.


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