Dirty Old Prom Queen

In '98 I was the prom queen and in '06 I hang out with queens. I'm a private tutor during the day and a comedian at night in ol' NYC. I just can't seem to get out of high school...can someone call the custodian? Vesuvio, I'm locked in!

Friday, March 30, 2007

Look you, Look at this Look Book

Gawker's Looking at the Lookbook column let me participate along with Greg Johnson and Charles Star. Get ready for one nutty biddy.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

The ONN is UP!

Hi all!! The reason I have not written very frequently in the last few months is that I am writing for the Onion Web Video site. Please watch. It is hilarious. You will enjoy the fake news much better than the real news.

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