Good Luck on Halloween Costumes, guys!
Hey everyone! Good luck on coming up with a really good costume this year. Here's to finding an outfit that's relevant but not cliche; hip but not pretentious; scary but not disgusting. Ladies, I sincerely hope that you find something that shows off your figure, while not making you seem like a trailer park whore. And gents, let's do something masculine, but also HILARIOUS, so that everyone can say, "Oh that Steve is so fucking awesome!" But hey, let's not forget to make sure that our costumes fulfill these necessary components:
1) That they keep us warm on this chilly holiday. This is a big problem for the sluts.
2) That they are machine washable.
3) That they don't hinder us from making out with another drunken person in costume.
4) That there is a way to go to the bathroom
5) That they don't offend minorities.
Love you all. Happy Halloween!!!
1) That they keep us warm on this chilly holiday. This is a big problem for the sluts.
2) That they are machine washable.
3) That they don't hinder us from making out with another drunken person in costume.
4) That there is a way to go to the bathroom
5) That they don't offend minorities.
Love you all. Happy Halloween!!!
posted by Lang @ 1:27 PM
4 Comments:
At 4:30 PM,
Alex said…
I'll be dressed as "Conan the Librarian*"; and I'll have a warm fake fur mantle (sort of a cape).
*basically, I'll be Conan, but wearing glasses...also, bald, and with a beard...yes.
At 12:14 AM,
Jules said…
I didn't get to celebrate Halloween this year. But if I had, I would have been either:
1. Ina Garten. (Bottle sherry, perfect blow-dried bob, bowl of fresh mozzarella)
2. Edward James Almost (Like Edward James Olmos but with a mustache or ladies panties outside the pants.)
3. A mulatto. Oh wait, no. No, that's racist. And difficult! And not necessarily warm.
At 2:04 AM,
Unknown said…
I dressed up as a member of KISS. That pretty much covers everything on your list except number 1. My upper body's exposed, and yes, it was really cold. Good thing my wife's New Born Free wigs helped my fight the cold even just a little bit. At least my head's kept warm. I borrowed one of my sister's Sepia wigs so that someone could go with me as a KISS member.
At 10:35 AM,
Hannah said…
Dear Lang,
Having looked through your great blog, I am inspired by your work. I thought you may be interested in our funny parody video “Tales from the Missionary Hut: Just Suck. It’s about shortages of clean drinking water across the globe and sadly the low horizons some schemes have. This film is available to watch and vote for here: http://www.citizen.tv/WORLDwrite#!vo=%2Ftales-from-the-missionary-hut-just-suck-vK90uysTbL.html
We have uploaded the film on Citizen TV talent site in the hope that it may receive sufficient 5 star votes to make its message ‘award winning’.
I do hope you will consider voting for our film and I would be delighted to read your comments too. Do feel free to embed, share, copy and pass on this programme to anyone else who may be interested.
Many thanks,
Hannah Odonkor
Worldbytes volunteer.
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