Emosions

If you play any Curtis Mayfield song, regardless of what you are doing, you will feel like a pimp. I am currently making a cup of soup, and, baby, there has never been a sexier soup than this split pea funk. It is STEAMY!!! It is made of peas!! Damn sexy peas!! And a little bit o' ham. Grrrrrl, ham! Have you ever had ham? No? It is sexy!

Contrarily, if you want to feel like everything is at stake -- like your daily pointless tasks will save the world, play one of the following CDs: Evanescence, The Last of the Mohicans soundtrack, or Enigma.

And if you just want to noon it up and feel like a lady, drop yourself in a bath tub, because there is only one song to play: "Rosanna" by Toto.