Nasal and Naked
Also, please take note of the following description of the wooing act in rats:
The female rat will approach the male head-to-head. She will wiggle her ears, she will wiggle her whiskers, she will nibble at him, and finally she'll turn and run away. If the male chooses not to pursue her, she may return and, as one leading rat sexologist puts it, "kick him in the face."
That is literally how I get my men. I basically kick a man in the face, once a night.
I would love any and all comments on this particular article. Do you guys think that this is a good thing?
What if you could make a sex drug in the shape of a gummy bear? I'm not going to go into how turned on I would be. I will devour a crate of those little smushy critters.