Dirty Old Prom Queen

In '98 I was the prom queen and in '06 I hang out with queens. I'm a private tutor during the day and a comedian at night in ol' NYC. I just can't seem to get out of high school...can someone call the custodian? Vesuvio, I'm locked in!

Monday, June 19, 2006

Nasal and Naked

New York Magazine has an article right now about how Viagra is going to be replaced by a new nasal spray. And, laaaaaaaaaaaadies, this is not just for men, it's for you too!! Get ready allergy sufferers...get ready to be sexy.

Also, please take note of the following description of the wooing act in rats:

The female rat will approach the male head-to-head. She will wiggle her ears, she will wiggle her whiskers, she will nibble at him, and finally she'll turn and run away. If the male chooses not to pursue her, she may return and, as one leading rat sexologist puts it, "kick him in the face."

That is literally how I get my men. I basically kick a man in the face, once a night.

I would love any and all comments on this particular article. Do you guys think that this is a good thing?

What if you could make a sex drug in the shape of a gummy bear? I'm not going to go into how turned on I would be. I will devour a crate of those little smushy critters.

2 Comments:

  • At 8:24 PM, Blogger Rune said…

    hmm...the trouble with the nasal thing, is that if you get sex too much, you boss may begin to think you're a coke addict...sniff...

     
  • At 4:21 PM, Blogger sarah said…

    the gummy bears is definitely a better idea! think of the fun you could have when you mix them into the gummy bear bag of an unknowing friend. and i can't really imagine spraying a nose spray as sexy...that right there would just kill any mood

     

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