Dirty Old Prom Queen

In '98 I was the prom queen and in '06 I hang out with queens. I'm a private tutor during the day and a comedian at night in ol' NYC. I just can't seem to get out of high school...can someone call the custodian? Vesuvio, I'm locked in!

Monday, May 15, 2006

I Might Be this Kind of Teacher

This poor teacher. So, he was curious about how his students would commit murder? Isn't learning all about asking questions? Difficult questions? He must just be in a really conservative school district, because when I assigned to my English class an essay entitled "How would you make love to your English teacher?" parents were thrilled. They said, "Way to be! Way to make em think!" JK.


  • At 6:53 PM, Blogger Liam said…


    And yes, you can be my prom date, Lang.


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