Dirty Old Prom Queen

In '98 I was the prom queen and in '06 I hang out with queens. I'm a private tutor during the day and a comedian at night in ol' NYC. I just can't seem to get out of high school...can someone call the custodian? Vesuvio, I'm locked in!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

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My friend Emily says that there are stirrup pants available at H and M. The world is coming to an end.

Also, a large burly man brought a pet parrot to Prospect Park today with him. He also brought the parrot a little perch to sit on. And the parrot just looked on as this beast of a man did his ab crunches and pec struts and glute flexes. I wish I had a pet or a baby or anything...just to love.

3 Comments:

  • At 6:09 PM, Blogger Carolyn said…

    I know... it's devastating. The shirttard and the stirrup are the first two clotheswhoresmen of the apocalypse. The final two are pegged jeans and pants tucked in socks. Scrunchie socks.

    God help us all.....

     
  • At 1:32 PM, Blogger Tonya said…

  • At 12:09 AM, Blogger Katy said…

    I think I will really pray to Jesus when scrunchie hair things become acceptable again. Those and the side pony with a t-shirt ring worn to gather an oversized shirt OVER the stirrup pants.

     

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