Dirty Old Prom Queen

In '98 I was the prom queen and in '06 I hang out with queens. I'm a private tutor during the day and a comedian at night in ol' NYC. I just can't seem to get out of high school...can someone call the custodian? Vesuvio, I'm locked in!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Schoooooooooooool's Out for EVA!

Last conversation with my young private school tutee:

Me: Hey, you're hair looks great, did you go blonder?

Student: Yeah. Did you?

Me: Yeah.



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