More Than Necessary to Get Through the Day

Thank you, Joe Mande, for this.

Big Happies to All

It's my roommate's, and my old roommate's, and my stepmother's birthday today...and tomorrow, it's my friend Sarah's. Congratulations everybody! Way to age!

Totally unrelated, I think I have found the weakness in the tofu dog. On the grill, it tastes (to me) as good as any other hot dog. Where it falters though, is in the microwave. In an attempt to get some healthy protein in me, I bought a package of these little suckers for my office lunch. And after the requisite 40 seconds or so in the microwave, they are just slimy and tasteless and pretty awful. I wish that I had some good old fashioned Hebrew national and maybe a cherry soda. My slimy dogs and water are a pretty pitiful site, when you eat lunch at your desk.

Best Night Ever

So, I did a VH1 Best Night Ever podcast last night...on September 11th. Please check out my musings on some of the best television the planet has ever seen.

Find Rob

The very adorable and very funny, Rob Lathan, just sent out a link to a hilarious Yankees stadium prank that he recently pulled. Enjoy.

"Rob's Retarded!" (Clap clap, clap clap clap)

Who wants to french???

The Kissing Booth: How We Spent Our Summer Vacation!

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 9th, 2006!
9:30 PM- $5

The D Lounge
101 East 15th @ Union Square East, Basement Level
$3 Miller Lites~ $4 well drinks & shots!
with your obnoxious hosts, Brandy & Sara

and featuring:

Vince Averill
Lang Fisher
Gabe McKinley
Sean O' Connor
Giulia Rozzi
Lianne Stokes
Pat Stango

plus the triumphant return of DJ Law Tarello and a spectacularly drunken finale from your hosts!

www.thekissingboothnyc.blogspot.com

Back and Better than some people

I'm back from Portland. Everyone needs to go there for some R and R -- Rickshaws and Rabies...just kidding.

I'm feeling so chilled out from vay-cay that I thought I would link to an article on public nudity.

The laid-back community of Brattleboro, VT is highly concerned that business will suffer because of a recent surge in rebellious teens disrobing in front of stores and restaurants throughout town. Apparently, these kids feel the need to release their nonnies and nannies in front of everyone. I guess I would too, if I had to suffer through insane winters like those in Vermont and I would hope that the town would appreciate the gift that I bestowed on them. The gift of my bare ass.


I'd like to say though, for the record, and don't quote me on this...but do, lots of people like to see other people naked. Sooooo, it seems like business should boom. Especially tourism. Especially tourism from the more repressed neighboring states like New Hampshire. Especially pervy tourism from New Hampshire.

God Speed, Brattlesboro!! And have fun with your Breast Fest!!!

Also, lots of love for Steve Irwin. God Speed, Steve Irwin!!

I have decided to be "Lang Fisher, Crocodile Hugger." And the animals will all be stuffed and all of the filming will take place in my ruffled bedroom, so that I will have access to candy and Hillary Duff albums.