I'm Your Priiiiiiivate Guidance Counselor...Counselor for Money...
Today, I officially became my homeschooled student's guidance counselor. Since his only other option was his scrappy younger brother or an old table, he gave me a badge and knighted me right then and there. Some of you might doubt that I'd make a good counselor of any type , like those of you who witnessed me guzzle a pint of Applebee's Long Island Iced Tea last night in around 5 minutes just so my friend Matt would pay for it. Some of you might think, "that girl from Becky Yamamoto's Yamaholiday, who was wearing the tap shoes and tutu, is a guidance counselor? Oh the poor, little children who seek advice from that freak." But you guys...I'm not that bad...I was actually pretty helpful except...
...when I told this precious homeschooled child to put "Valedictorian" under the section where you list your academic achievements. It's not a lie, but do you think the people at Yale will get the joke?
...when I told this precious homeschooled child to put "Valedictorian" under the section where you list your academic achievements. It's not a lie, but do you think the people at Yale will get the joke?
posted by Lang @ 7:32 PM
3 Comments:
At 1:26 AM,
Offyn Bufod y Frewd said…
Uhm, the people at Yale?
For this kid's sake, I hope so.
But the Admissions Department at Yale are fragile pseudo-academics who look at their hippie-silver-ring-table acquisitions and see the Ring of Peter. Oh, well.
At least you helped him get over the Pepto-Bismol moment of sending an application to the Ivies ;-)
At 7:57 PM,
latif said…
nice
At 5:25 PM,
Aaron Hungerford said…
Very thoughtful bllog
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