"Noony" Update

My bestie Jules has just called me on the phone to tell me how she somehow got Lubriderm lotion on her unitard. Obviously, your first question might be: "Why does she own a unitard?" My answer: "Because it makes her happy." Anywho, this disgusting little piece of information just led us to create the "nooniest" word ever:

LUBRITARD

Please keep in mind that we are not talking about a Crisco-covered fraternity boy or a "LUBRETARD."


P.S. If you did not read my earlier post where I defined "noony," it's basically my favorite word and I use it to describe anything that relates to nasty things middle-aged women might do, like calling "flip-flops" "thongs" or wearing shoulder pads or carrying Binaca in a The Sak handbag. By owning a unitard, Jules has just flashed her badge of nooniness, which is just fine, because there's a little "noon" inside all of us.