Taxes

I wish I had the energy to spend 30 minutes to file my taxes and get some money back? Lord knows I need some money back. What did I do in the last 30 minutes? I ate a salad. Did that salad give me vitamins? yes. But did it give me money? No.

Things I would do with my tax refund if I would take the time to file my taxes:

1) new shoes. my shoes are falling apart. they're like leather holey pitas.

2) repaint my walls.

3) rent a pony...just for a day.

4) vaycay anywhere.

5) pay off credit card. not so fun.

6) massage. facial. pedicure. abortion. highlights. waxing.