Things I would do with my tax refund if I would take the time to file my taxes:
1) new shoes. my shoes are falling apart. they're like leather holey pitas.
2) repaint my walls.
3) rent a pony...just for a day.
4) vaycay anywhere.
5) pay off credit card. not so fun.
6) massage. facial. pedicure. abortion. highlights. waxing.