Dirty Old Prom Queen

In '98 I was the prom queen and in '06 I hang out with queens. I'm a private tutor during the day and a comedian at night in ol' NYC. I just can't seem to get out of high school...can someone call the custodian? Vesuvio, I'm locked in!

Friday, February 17, 2006

Hey Little Guy

My sock has completely fallen off of my foot and is just floating around in my Ugg. Doesn't my stupid sock know it's job? What a freeloader!

He's like that guy who carpooled with you in high school and left nasty Wendy's wrappers in between your seats and always dragged leaves and branches inside. And he would always piss in the cupholders and steal my lipsticks and then make out with my windshield. That's what you are sock!! You're that guy!

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