I'm Going to the Gym
So, here I go.
It's so cold outside. I'll go in 4 minutes.
I'm eating a Cliff Bar right now. Apricot. That's rugged right? I'm gonna get up at the count of 3. One, two, two and a half, two and three quarters, two and five sixths, two point nine repeating...
(ricky ticky timbo no sar rembo charry barry buchi pip perry pimbo...has fallen into the well!!)
Maybe if I just contract my abs repeatedly, it will count. One, two, hooooooold.
Tomorrow would probably be better for me. I'll just sleep with my glutes flexed. That'll pay off.